This is a role that only Hilary Duff/Lindsay Lohan/Mary-Kate Olson/Ashley Olson/Jessica Simpson/Nicky Hilton/my little sister/Condoleezza Rice/Skipper, Barbie’s sister/your little sister/Nancy Cantor/Gadget from Rescue Rangers/Johnny 5/Kate Capshaw/Greedo shooting first/Bobby Brown/any of the Culkin children/Carl Weathers/Bobbi Brown, the chick from the Warrant video/SARS/the Skipper from Gilligan’s Island/Little Orphan Annie/Exhumed Shirley Temple/Scott Wieland/Donald Rumsfeld/Woody Allen/Mr. Peanut/Eileen from ‘Come on Eileen’/The Virgin Mary/Mott the Hoople/Zool/Downtown Julie Brown/Snuffolufagus/Woodie Guthrie/Exhumed Johnny Ramone/Cast of JAG/Gary Sinise/Tanya Harding/Paul W.S. Anderson/Gennifer Flowers/Barbara (but not Jenna) Bush/Simon LeBon/Jimmy Carter/J. Jonah Jameson/me/Beck’s ex-girlfriend that he wrote ‘Sea Change’ about/Mel Brooks/Kirsten Dunst’s little sister/Jenna Jameson/The Green M&M could pull off.