Hot job field awaits '07 IT graduates
Graduation typically brings shivers of fear, as students are expected to find their place in the corporate world. But upon receiving a diploma, the working… Read more »
Writer archives: Justin Young
Olde English would improve slasher films
Generally, remakes are for total pussies. They are gutless attempts at updates or 're-imagining' legitimately good pieces of cinema simply to can-cast WB actors.But there… Read more »
'Sahara' boasts silly plotline
Two wild and crazy ex-Navy SEALS turned members of a wickedly awesome artifact hunting organization dedicated to preserving history through private enterprise AND totally getting… Read more »
Trailer Review: 'The Island'
So what do you get when you mix 'The Matrix' and 'Vanilla Sky' imagery with the sublimely futuristic setting of 'Gattica?' A whole bunch of… Read more »
Costner skips past rookie status
The baseball career of Kevin Costner is a veteran one. This is meant to be taken literally, as there are no actual records of him… Read more »
Student's arraignment delayed
Brian T. Shaw, facing charges of second-degree murder for the death of his child's mother, had his arraignment delayed until 2 p.m. Friday.Judge Langston C.… Read more »
Diesel's films need analysis
It has come to my attention through various journals of record and regularly 'scientifically rigorous' periodicals that a very troubling hypothesis has emerged within the… Read more »
Trailer Review: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Finally, a movie that British television watching, hip-hop appreciating Alan Rickman fans have been clamoring for. This adaptation of Douglas Adam's science fiction standard features… Read more »
Left out
Just four months after it was expected to wear a political affiliation on your sleeve, backpack or dorm window, a recent study seeks to explain… Read more »
Film's premise too much to ask of viewers
I could say that this movie sucks, but that wouldn't be accurate. It is more like, these movies suck, because essentially Tyler Perry's 'Diary of… Read more »
Trailer Review: King's Ransom
Remember the second guest on Conan O'Brien for the past five years? Well they all got together and made a movie! It's called 'King's Ransom'… Read more »
Trailer Review: Fantastic Four
4-give the marketing department 4 giving into the temptation of replacing any instance of 'for' or 'four' 4 the numeral 4 in all of the… Read more »
Direct deposit: UU, Finance Board consider increase in student fee to afford bigger events
They could hope, but that probably wasn't realistic.The contingent of University Union representatives may have guessed that budget cuts would come. UU Concerts co-executive director… Read more »
'Hitch' lands above average as chick flick
Hitch2.5 out of 5 In the spirit of Valentine's Day I am going to attempt to bridge the gap between the sexes for but a… Read more »
Trailer review: Sahara
Okay, hands up, who gives a fuck about the desert? I ask because aside from the Sierra Club and Hollywood (which comprises of roughly one… Read more »
Boogeyman fails at horror
For the movie industry the first two months of the year are like an Internet caf. It's where all the worthless, uninteresting characters show up.… Read more »
Trailer: 'The Corpse Bride
From the makers of the movie your middle school goth girlfriend was fucking obsessed with, comes 'The Corpse Bride.' All snarking aside, the fact that… Read more »
Justin Young: Editor In Chief
A story, most ducks start with them. In fact, all ducks are packed with them but the one at the beginning normally goes something like… Read more »
Trailer Review XXX: State of the Union
In 2030, I hope I can pay my $27.68 on opening night for a ticket to see Dweezel Diesel (the adopted love child of Dweezel… Read more »
New DVD releases
'The Stepford Wives'Starring: Nicole Kidman, Matthew Broderick, Bette MidlerWhy it's worthy:The concept behind this movie is pretty much hilarious and awesome. Kidman stars as a… Read more »
'Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith' review
Guess who's back? Back again? Vader's back. Tell a friend (to get really excited and then invariably let down by the wooden dialogue and soul-stretching… Read more »
Sloppy 'Saw' riddled with minor faults
2.5 stars out of 5'Saw' is the kind of movie your friend who doesn't know a lot about movies is going to strongly recommend you… Read more »
'World Police' mixes politics with hilarity
Five out of five starsIt is a coincidence that 'Team America: World Police' will be released in theaters nationwide only four days after Michael Moore's… Read more »
Strong stories carry 'Lights'
Stars: 4 out of 5Coach Gary Gaines has a sign above his desk that says in clear black and white: 'Be perfect.'He stresses this to… Read more »
